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Updates

I bet you thought Shameless Self-Promotion Time was over, didn’t you?
WRONG!
If you miss the show on February 5th at Anno Domini Gallery, Corpus Callosum will be playing a mere two days later at Amnesia in San Francisco. Hooray for you!
Here are some more important details:
Sunday, February 7th
at Amnesia
853 Valencia St, San Francisco
9PM, 21+, $7
with Agent Ribbons, The TriflesCome to one! Come to both! Bring a friend! Bring an enemy!

*Hey, look, everybody! It’s Shameless Self-Promotion Time again! Wheeeeeeee!*
Corpus Callosum is playing a show in San Jose at the Anno Domini Gallery.
We will be joined by our friend Zoe Boekbinder, who also happens to be one half of the famous Vermillion Lies.
Here are the important details:
First Friday, February 5th
at Anno Domini Gallery
366 S 1st St, San Jose
8PM, all ages, *FREE*
with Zoe Boekbinder, Adam LynnCome for the Excitement! The Music! The Art! The PUPPETS!!!!

A contented owl and two lucky mice.
For your reference: Owls are not easy to make out of construction paper.
That is all.
Album-A-Day: Update
For those of you who are eagerly awaiting the .mp3 version of Epochs Away, the Album-a-day project that hryx and I undertook, your time has arrived.
Click it.
IF YOU DARE.
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The Quest for World Domination Begins With a Single Tour
Corpus Callosum’s Pacific Northwest Kwanzaa Quest was a HUGE success.
In addition to playing sold-out stadium shows, making millions of dollars, and sleeping with many beautiful womens, we:
- Angered a (probably rabid) praying mantis
- Sang Christmas songs with Jason Webley
- Used our weather-controlling bass drum to melt the snow in Portland
- Slew a terrible band of Dragons and then gave their moms and girlfriends our autographs
- Walked all over FCC rules on air at the University of Oregon’s radio station
- Ate at a Pizza Research Institute
- Silenced a dive bar full of drunk people with a puppet showIn short: Oregon and Washington are ours for the taking.
Album-A-Day
Hryx and I conceived, wrote, and produced an eight song album in fewer than 24 hours!
And guess what! You can download it RIGHT HERE!
The files are in .ogg format, which means that iTunes doesn’t believe in them, but they are playable in Winamp, Songbird, and many other great music players, and xiph.org can tell you how to get iTunes to accept them and love them for who they are. I plan on giving you darlings an mp3 version of it soon, but it will have to wait until after I get back from Corpus Callosum’s Pacific Northwest Kwanzaa Quest.
Speaking of which: Dates! Here they are! Tell all your friends in Oregon and Washington!
See you in 2010, my dearests.
December 26, 2009
Axe and Fiddle
657 East Main St.
Cottage Grove, OR
8:30pm, $5, 21+
December 27, 2009
The Loft
508 Legion
Olympia, WA
8:20pm, $5-10 (sliding)
December 28, 2009
Cafe Racer
5828 Roosevelt Way N.E.
Seattle, WA
9:00pm, 21+
December 29, 2009
The Abbey
4272 Fremont Ave.
Seattle, WA
7:30pm, $9 (Tickets), all ages
With: Jason Webley!!!!!!
December 30, 2009
Dante’s
1 S.W. 3rd @ Burnside
Portland, OR
7:00pm 21+
January 1, 2009
White Eagle
836 N. Russell St.
Portland, OR
9:30pm, $5, 21+
January 2, 2009
Luckey’s
933 Olive St.
Eugene, OR
10:00pm, $5, 21+






